Radio blues
Paddy LewisSetting aside the fact they should be getting their own clichés and not re-using those already used to describe this disgrace, it’s not surprising, given that Radio Sport is less about sport and more about the lowest common denominator every day.
A few years ago, it used to be good. You had Martin Devlin in the morning, who, whilst being a show pony shock-sort-of-jock, at least knew about sport and got interesting guests and insightful commentary on overnight sporting issues.
In the afternoons you had Graham Hill, who was more a documentary-type show but at least was a sporting encyclopaedia and interesting.
Now, it’s that execrable little reprobate Tony Veitch in the mornings, with all the insightfulness of a scrunched up paper towel at the bottom of a rubbish bin, Brendan “I’ve Been Here So Long They Can’t Fire Me Even Though My Memory Is Going” Telfer, the moronic Miles Davis after lunch, and then by drivetime I can’t be bothered with whatever equal opportunities employee they have on.
My idea of Hell is driving a car from Invercargill to Picton with the radio stuck on Radio Sport. Their live sport coverage is patchy at best, and as for trotting out the walking cadaver that is Murray Deaker each Sunday, well, that’s an audience-killer, right there.
Apparently the Radio Network wants to save money, and NZ Cricket wants to drive traffic to its own live-scoring website.
Can I just, in the least polite way, point out to the eggheaded fishheads (yes, I know that doesn’t make sense) at NZ Cricket that:
1. It is ****ing stupid to think that I will be looking at a laptop or smartphone while I am trying to paint a roof in summer
2. I’d get fired if I were standing around looking at a website when I’m supposed to be holding a stop/go sign in the middle of summer
3. Taking your smartphone/laptop to the beach to follow a live scoring website on the Plunket Shield just paints you as a sad wanker.
On the flip side, it is scientifically proven that:
1. You get a better roof paint finish with live domestic four day cricket coming through the wireless
2. You don’t get fired for listening to Otago v Auckland at Eden Park number two whilst holding a stop/go sign
3. Taking your wireless to the beach to follow four-day domestic cricket wins you heaps of mates who want to know how Wellington is going against Central Districts.
The further dumbing-down of dumbarse radio, sorry, Radio Sport, is a far cry from the halcyon days not so long ago of Sports Roundup. You could listen to sport until 11pm (or later, if there was something happening overseas involving us).
Now, at night, we get Fox Sports Radio – which is exactly like Radio Sport – ads with morons interspersed.
What’s their next great idea? The Hip Hop Hour every day with Jonah Lomu? The Travel Show with the NZ Olympic Committee chair? Cooking With Piri?
Thin end of the wedge? More like the thick end of a further descent into brainless torpor…









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