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6 February 2012

Air NZ Cup decision

15/12/2009 4:01:00 p.m.

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
Subject: Please Don’t
Mr Lewis –
We are aware that after today’s decision on the Air NZ Cup you are probably going to make up some sort of utterance about “flip flops” or “lack of leadership”. Can we suggest, in the spirit of Christmas, that it’s going to be old news by next Wednesday and could you instead write about the positive to come out of it (14 teams still in the competition) rather than bagging us like you normally do?

TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: Please Don’t
I see.

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
Subject: RE: RE: Please Don’t
What does that mean? You see our point?

TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: RE: RE: Please Don’t
What point was that? I was actually thinking about writing a column on the link between Scientology and Tiger Woods as I think Katie Holmes is an attractive woman and kind of bears a passing resemblance (in the correct light) to Joslyn James, Mistress # 8 (without the obvious enhancements).

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
RE: RE: RE: RE: Please Don’t
Oh, great. So that means you’re not going to slag off the Air New Zealand Cup flip flop?
TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Please Don’t
Well, now you’ve brought it to my attention and my wife has told me to stop Googling for pictures of Joslyn James (she doesn’t believe that I’m trying to find a resemblance between her and Katie Holmes), I might have to. Did you just write flip flop at the end of that last message?  Yours in clarification, etc.

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Please Don’t
We weren’t using flip flop as an official term – it was an honest Freudian slip. Apologies. What are you going to write about?

TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
 Ah, the old parapraxis. A verbal mistake that reveals a repressed belief, thought, or emotion. I have those all the time.

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
It’s not a repressed belief, thought, or emotion. It was just a mistake. WTF are you going to write about? It better not be the Air NZ Cup. It’s old news.

TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
So the Air NZ Cup is outdated and a flip flop?

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
Jesus! Can’t you read?  Don’t go twisting our words!

TO: NZRFU media HQ
From: Paddy Lewis
Subject : RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
Sure.

To: Paddy Lewis
From: NZRFU media HQ
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE Please Don’t
Sure what? Oh bugger off. Forget we even mentioned it.

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