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6 February 2012

Sick to Death

21/04/2010 1:01:00 p.m.

I am sick of vampires.
As a great philosopher once said, “What is point, vampires?” and I have to concur. They’re everywhere you seem to turn these days and the most boring of the lot (the Twilight mob) are back in June to bore us all to death once again.
So, my heart sank a little when I saw the trailers for Daybreakers, an Aussie horror about a world controlled by vampires, hunting and farming the remaining humans for their plasma.
One of the pleasures of this gig is when the surprises are pleasant and Daybreakers definitely turned into one of those. Tightly wound and (for the most part) logically sound, the tyres have been well and truly kicked on the premise before the cameras (and digital compositors and WETA mask makers) got involved.
Ethan Hawke plays the Chief Blood Scientist for the big corporation that provides most of the world’s supply. Ten years earlier, an infected bat caused an epidemic which rendered most of the population undead – a few, like CEO Sam Neill went willingly when faced with the offer of immortality.
Hawke is working on a substitute -- he’s vegetarian in a human blood kind of way – and supplies for everyone are running low. When a renegade bunch of humans (led by Willem Dafoe) tell him about a possible cure he is forced to choose between his boss, his human-hunter brother and what’s left of his humanity.
As if Dracula had been produced by an economics professor, Daybreakers is an excellent international debut from The Spierig Brothers whose writing is as sharp as their direction.

If you liked The Hangover last year (and who didn’t), you’ll get a kick out of Hot Tub Time Machine, starring John Cusack and the manic Rob Corddry.
Four friends head to the mountains to try and rekindle some of their lost youth: 25 years ago when they were all young, handsome and full of, what’s that word, potential. Their favourite resort has fallen on hard times though and it isn’t until a dip in a hot tub maintained by a mysterious (and welcome) Chevy Chase that the going gets good. When they wake up - they’re back in 1986 with a chance to fix a few of their many regrets.
A great premise is propelled by plenty of gags and some nice work from all the actors (the film really gains from Cusack’s soulful performance) but I get the feeling that nobody really knew how to end it. At least, the ending they’ve given us is deliciously amoral if not all that logical.

Michael Winterbottom is one of my favourite directors (In This World, The Claim) but he has a few misses on his CV.
We need to add Genova to that list. Colin Firth plays a widower who takes his family to a teaching gig in Italy to help them get over the recent loss of their mother in a car crash. The drama never really emerges and the shouty scenes that replace it are largely clichéd and over wrought.

Finally, a very worthy film from Canada called The Necessities of Life: in 1952, during a Canadian TB epidemic an Inuit man (played by Natar Ungalaaq from Atanarjuat) is sent away from his family and his home to a sanatorium.
Nobody speaks his language, or is remotely interested in his culture, and so he begins to wither away – despite or perhaps because of the care he is getting. Eventually, a kindly nurse finds another patient (a young boy) who speaks his language (and French too) so his recovery can begin. Worth a look, but be prepared to be completely unsurprised by any of it.

Cover Story

Best of Wellington 2011

Fringe Festival

Briefs

  • Plane direction

    A new training academy will open in June to help fill a shortage of qualified air traffic controllers in the Middle East and Asia. Global-ATS, a privately owned UK-based academy, will operate from the Wellington School of Business and Government campus. The academy will open with three staff, up to 10 air traffic control students and 70 associated safety management course participants.

  • Here comes the sun

    WELLINGTON city council is one of several New Zealand councils signing up for Solar Promise, a campaign launched last July by the Nelson Environment Centre. The scheme aims to take away barriers to using solar energy and make the technology more affordable. City Council is working with the Regional Council to develop a targeted rate for solar hot water systems, as well as setting up an online map to indicate levels of solar radiation across the city.

  • Parsons stays put

    JULIAN Parsons says his bookstore Parsons Books and Music isn’t going anywhere, despite news that brother Roger’s Auckland Parsons store is closing its doors. Parsons opened in 1958 on Lambton Quay and is still on the same site today.

  • Bikes allowed

    Bikes will soon be allowed on trains on the Johnsonville line at all times following a review by the Greater Wellington Regional Council. Councillor Daran Ponter says that the introduction of the new Matangi units on the line, scheduled for mid-March 2012, means that there will be greater capacity than currently provided by the English Electric units.

  • Carter clean and green

    TEAM members at Carter Observatory have been recognised as keen greenies. Carter has won a Qualmark Enviro-Bronze Award for high standards in environmental practices including energy efficiency, waste management and water conservation. More than 700 businesses carry the Enviro Award mark.

  • Bowling for a market

    MORE than 25 stalls will be waiting behind the fence at the 100 year old Hataitai Bowling Club at the suburb’s Community Market on Saturday. The stalls include sweet treats, produce, books and vintage clothing. The market runs the first Saturday of each month.
    Hataitai Community Market, Bowling Club, 9am-1pm, February 4.

  • Iconic tour

    THE second largest wooden building in the world graces Lambton Quay near the Cenotaph and it’s now open on Saturdays for free tours. The colonial-style Government Building features a Kauri-clad interior and cast iron fireplaces.
    Government Building Open Day tours, 11am and 2pm, Saturdays, until March 31.

  • Get arty

    FOR those who would like to progress from finger-painting, artist Stephanie Woodman is running classes to teach drawing and painting in a range of styles and mediums. Sessions include acrylic painting techniques, glazing, watercolour and abstract, and there are special classes for teenagers and kids.
    Stephanie Woodman art classes, Toi Poneke, Feb 7 – April 5.

  • Wheels are turning

    WELLINGTON Regional Council’s Daran Ponter and Paul Bruce are to present the Bus Review, a proposal for a major shakeup of bus services in the city. It’s also a chance for the public to discuss their ideas and issues.
    Bus Review, Crossways Community Centre, 7.30pm, February 7.

  • Violinist awarded

    CONGRATULATIONS to violinist Minsi Yang, recently awarded The Elman Poole Music scholarship.
    The scholarship is an annual award for up and coming New Zealand instrumentalists to train with the London orchestra, Southbank Sinfonia.
    Yang gained her music degree from Victoria University, before heading to Auckland to study for her Masters degree.

  • Leap into song

    LOCAL songwriters will this month participate in February Album Writing Month, an international songwriting event that usually challenges participants to write a song every two days for the whole month. But it’s a leap year this year, so songwriters have to write 14 and a half songs in 29 days, the ‘half song’ being a collaboration with another writer. At least 12 Wellington songwriters have signed up to take part. ‘Fawmers’ will post audio recordings of their songs on http://fawm.org

  • Coastal tunes

    THE Tora Coast in the Wairarapa will this Waitangi weekend host a music festival celebrating good food and good sounds. TORA!TORA!TORA! features Imon Starr aka Olmecha the Relic, Jon McLeary and The Spines, Louis Baker, Vanessa Stacey and Conor McCabe. This is the third time the festival will take place.

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