Capital Times, What's on in Wellington

winesale.co.nz

5 February 2012

Sorry

19/05/2010 3:35:00 p.m.

I was reading an interview with Fahrenheit 451 author Ray Bradbury last week.  Essentially he pooh-poohed the line from the movie Love Story, when Ryan O’Neal’s character says “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”.
Bradbury roared: “That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.  Love means saying you’re sorry every day for some little thing or other.  You make a mistake.  I forgot the lightbulbs.  I didn’t bring this from the store and I’m sorry.  So being able to accept responsibility, but above all having a sense of humour.”
The sense of responsibility (decades late), missing the sense of humour, pervaded the NZRFU’s belated apology to Maori who missed out on All Black jerseys because of South Africa’s apartheid policy.  Notwithstanding that the apology was clearly a PR exercise, it gave the news media something to blather on about on a quiet day.
Luckily, the sense of humour was provided by the usually humour-free zone that is the far left.  Halt All Racist Tours spokesman Laurie Harrison immediately demanded the Poverty Bay Rugby Union apologise for hosting the 1981 Springboks.  Then some pinko from Dunedin said in an online column “I think the NZRU should recognise the righteousness of the anti-tour cause and apologise for the behaviour of fans”.
Brilliant.  While they’re at it, could they also apologise for letting Glenn Moore and Peter Russell coach the Highlanders this year, for leaving Duane Monkley out of the All Blacks for being too small, for all the deaths caused by rugby players running round drunk with axes on Saturday nights, for not helping Jan Molenaar channel his negative energy by playing for Napier Old Boys Marist. Where does it end?
What good is an apology for something that happened so long ago?  One can understand the importance of an apology at the time something happened, particularly if that happening is going to lead one towards the District Court.
Apologies do not make a bit of difference to players who missed out.  It doesn’t replace the tour missed.
By all means apologise if it offers a PR opportunity or it makes you feel better.  But we spend too much time apologizing.  We spend far too much time looking back at past wrongs, which, in the greater scheme of New Zealand, aren’t really relevant.
With all due respect to Maori who missed out on All Blacks tours to South Africa, I’d like to apologise to all those people from overseas who wonder why we’re such a bitter, backward-looking country.
Now get over it New Zealand, and harden the **** up.
Hooray!  The Super 14 is over.  OK, so the six-fingered banjo players from Christchurch are still involved, but they won’t be for much longer.  Has there been a more turgid competition on television ever?
Having the whole she-bang run by the People’s Republic of the New Zealand Rugby Union isn’t working.  It’s time to make the franchises independent, under private ownership.  Nah, just kidding.  We know how successful private sports franchises are in New Zealand.
Not content with shagging around with Super 14 franchises, the fish heads at NZRFU HQ have agreed to having Argentina included in the Tri-Nations.  Was South Africa not a time zone too far?  Did you not realize we have a pretty handy bunch of players up in the Pacific Islands?
Hell, sounds like it might be time for a few more apologies from the big black box on the Quay.

Cover Story

Best of Wellington 2011

Fringe Festival

Briefs

  • Plane direction

    A new training academy will open in June to help fill a shortage of qualified air traffic controllers in the Middle East and Asia. Global-ATS, a privately owned UK-based academy, will operate from the Wellington School of Business and Government campus. The academy will open with three staff, up to 10 air traffic control students and 70 associated safety management course participants.

  • Here comes the sun

    WELLINGTON city council is one of several New Zealand councils signing up for Solar Promise, a campaign launched last July by the Nelson Environment Centre. The scheme aims to take away barriers to using solar energy and make the technology more affordable. City Council is working with the Regional Council to develop a targeted rate for solar hot water systems, as well as setting up an online map to indicate levels of solar radiation across the city.

  • Parsons stays put

    JULIAN Parsons says his bookstore Parsons Books and Music isn’t going anywhere, despite news that brother Roger’s Auckland Parsons store is closing its doors. Parsons opened in 1958 on Lambton Quay and is still on the same site today.

  • Bikes allowed

    Bikes will soon be allowed on trains on the Johnsonville line at all times following a review by the Greater Wellington Regional Council. Councillor Daran Ponter says that the introduction of the new Matangi units on the line, scheduled for mid-March 2012, means that there will be greater capacity than currently provided by the English Electric units.

  • Carter clean and green

    TEAM members at Carter Observatory have been recognised as keen greenies. Carter has won a Qualmark Enviro-Bronze Award for high standards in environmental practices including energy efficiency, waste management and water conservation. More than 700 businesses carry the Enviro Award mark.

  • Bowling for a market

    MORE than 25 stalls will be waiting behind the fence at the 100 year old Hataitai Bowling Club at the suburb’s Community Market on Saturday. The stalls include sweet treats, produce, books and vintage clothing. The market runs the first Saturday of each month.
    Hataitai Community Market, Bowling Club, 9am-1pm, February 4.

  • Iconic tour

    THE second largest wooden building in the world graces Lambton Quay near the Cenotaph and it’s now open on Saturdays for free tours. The colonial-style Government Building features a Kauri-clad interior and cast iron fireplaces.
    Government Building Open Day tours, 11am and 2pm, Saturdays, until March 31.

  • Get arty

    FOR those who would like to progress from finger-painting, artist Stephanie Woodman is running classes to teach drawing and painting in a range of styles and mediums. Sessions include acrylic painting techniques, glazing, watercolour and abstract, and there are special classes for teenagers and kids.
    Stephanie Woodman art classes, Toi Poneke, Feb 7 – April 5.

  • Wheels are turning

    WELLINGTON Regional Council’s Daran Ponter and Paul Bruce are to present the Bus Review, a proposal for a major shakeup of bus services in the city. It’s also a chance for the public to discuss their ideas and issues.
    Bus Review, Crossways Community Centre, 7.30pm, February 7.

  • Violinist awarded

    CONGRATULATIONS to violinist Minsi Yang, recently awarded The Elman Poole Music scholarship.
    The scholarship is an annual award for up and coming New Zealand instrumentalists to train with the London orchestra, Southbank Sinfonia.
    Yang gained her music degree from Victoria University, before heading to Auckland to study for her Masters degree.

  • Leap into song

    LOCAL songwriters will this month participate in February Album Writing Month, an international songwriting event that usually challenges participants to write a song every two days for the whole month. But it’s a leap year this year, so songwriters have to write 14 and a half songs in 29 days, the ‘half song’ being a collaboration with another writer. At least 12 Wellington songwriters have signed up to take part. ‘Fawmers’ will post audio recordings of their songs on http://fawm.org

  • Coastal tunes

    THE Tora Coast in the Wairarapa will this Waitangi weekend host a music festival celebrating good food and good sounds. TORA!TORA!TORA! features Imon Starr aka Olmecha the Relic, Jon McLeary and The Spines, Louis Baker, Vanessa Stacey and Conor McCabe. This is the third time the festival will take place.

Reader's Poll

DO you support Wellington City Council’s move to clear Occupy Wellington protestors from Civic Square?